Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Ladies Trimmer For Genitals

ANSA

johnson s blog continues the term "press releases". In the last two weeks was drunk, but sick of work. The period of illness has led to disastrous consequences on my productivity and I had to give the bottom of all my qualities, the pimp in the first place, to recover.
But now you change the register, I have before me a dozen spectacular day!
- starting tomorrow to Salerno, a few days with mom and dad never hurts.
- From Monday to Wednesday convention business in a village near Cagliari / best spas in the world, I have already spoken in the past on what the drug is forward from this point of view.
- May 4 From the first to ride in the car with friends in Austria and southern Germany.

What do you think? But the gem is yet to come in a couple of weeks will participate as a competitor to register a well-known TV quiz show, for now I say no more. Farther I could add information if they were to be satisfied with the performance. In the meantime, cross your fingers)

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Ruby Slippers Tattoos

It can not rain forever

Yeah, this past month will be long remembered by the undersigned, difficult in the future fate will be able to repeat the same concentration of unfortunate events ...

March 12, at about 22.15: johnson is merrily disputing the usual weekly practice match in soccer with friends. One of his unstoppable runs towards the opponent's goal is suddenly arrested by the materialization of a foot willing to do anything to prevent a goal. Johnson's ankle is found to be arranged in such a position that is unnatural to define a compliment. Diagnosis: tennis ball instead of the ankle. Prognosis: a week of rest absolute.

Put that way it would not even so bad, every now and then a week away from work regenerate synapses. But ...

March 24, at about 21.00: Johnson returns home after an Easter Monday destructive alcohol and climatic conditions. A quick check-up showed the presence of low grade fever, cough and sore throat. Treatment: anti-inflammatory drugs and paracetamol.

March 25: Johnson back in Milan by plane, the physical conditions do not improve, therapy contiue.

March 26: Johnson goes to work in spite of clinical concern. During the day, his throat became a haunt of embers, in evening the temperature reaches 39.6 degrees Celsius. The therapy is enhanced by the addition of a broad-spectrum antibiotic.

March 27, at 05,00: Johnson wakes up after a few hours of troubled sleep, can not hurt to swallow and breathe. Johnson is now a little worried and decides to go to the emergency room.

08.30 Hours: johnson is visited dall'otorino three minutes after the decision: "You stay here for at least the next 3-4 days." Diagnosis: Acute epiglottitis.

April 3, at about 16.00: After eight days of hospitalization at the residence Niguarda Hospital in Milan, after he became the mascot of the department, after thirty infusion of antibiotics, cortisone and physiological, after nearly all the clinical examinations possible, having had to deal with cancer patients, HIV positive and children struggling with rhinoplasty, after a lengthy reflection on the meaning of life and things really important, after reading four books, saw six films written and puzzles completed two weeks after eating for the first four days only broth and puree, Johnson was discharged with great sadness of the nursing body.

Although it is still grappling with antibiotics and vitamins, it seems that Johnson is finally out. The only one to show yet Noise seems to be the head of Johnson. He, in fact, is subject to an endless series of nervous tics whenever, the ringing of the phone appears on the display the name "Johnson".