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It 'a lot' that do not update the blog, now I'm there to explain why ', various commitments anyway.

But I had to publish the post here: My dear, I sat down to write the PC of the friend who is hosting me at his home in San Juan, capital of Puerto Rico. Say no more.

Ah, the photo and 'clearly the place ...

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And 'this, for me, a great moment of self-congratulation. I told him, if the outcome was at least decent I would have provided additional information. And then, by the way, the level of joy will be directly proportional to the number of people see me, my self-esteem has no limits of growth.
Well, anyone who wanted to attend the cultural performance and television myself, will not have to do is tune into the fifth channel 14 to 18.50 on Wednesday and stay up to 20.
For one night I'll be happy to accompany you during the delicate transition between the sad return home after a hard day's work and the quick preparation of a frugal supper.
Any kind of comment on the submission, to the sensations and the bastard is postponed until after the conductor view.
Ah, I forgot, the girl who will accompany me in the game is the night, often cited in this blog. To fully understand the relationship we will be watching the program (and I tell you to do ...).
Enjoy!

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johnson s blog continues the term "press releases". In the last two weeks was drunk, but sick of work. The period of illness has led to disastrous consequences on my productivity and I had to give the bottom of all my qualities, the pimp in the first place, to recover.
But now you change the register, I have before me a dozen spectacular day!
- starting tomorrow to Salerno, a few days with mom and dad never hurts.
- From Monday to Wednesday convention business in a village near Cagliari / best spas in the world, I have already spoken in the past on what the drug is forward from this point of view.
- May 4 From the first to ride in the car with friends in Austria and southern Germany.

What do you think? But the gem is yet to come in a couple of weeks will participate as a competitor to register a well-known TV quiz show, for now I say no more. Farther I could add information if they were to be satisfied with the performance. In the meantime, cross your fingers)

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Yeah, this past month will be long remembered by the undersigned, difficult in the future fate will be able to repeat the same concentration of unfortunate events ...

March 12, at about 22.15: johnson is merrily disputing the usual weekly practice match in soccer with friends. One of his unstoppable runs towards the opponent's goal is suddenly arrested by the materialization of a foot willing to do anything to prevent a goal. Johnson's ankle is found to be arranged in such a position that is unnatural to define a compliment. Diagnosis: tennis ball instead of the ankle. Prognosis: a week of rest absolute.

Put that way it would not even so bad, every now and then a week away from work regenerate synapses. But ...

March 24, at about 21.00: Johnson returns home after an Easter Monday destructive alcohol and climatic conditions. A quick check-up showed the presence of low grade fever, cough and sore throat. Treatment: anti-inflammatory drugs and paracetamol.

March 25: Johnson back in Milan by plane, the physical conditions do not improve, therapy contiue.

March 26: Johnson goes to work in spite of clinical concern. During the day, his throat became a haunt of embers, in evening the temperature reaches 39.6 degrees Celsius. The therapy is enhanced by the addition of a broad-spectrum antibiotic.

March 27, at 05,00: Johnson wakes up after a few hours of troubled sleep, can not hurt to swallow and breathe. Johnson is now a little worried and decides to go to the emergency room.

08.30 Hours: johnson is visited dall'otorino three minutes after the decision: "You stay here for at least the next 3-4 days." Diagnosis: Acute epiglottitis.

April 3, at about 16.00: After eight days of hospitalization at the residence Niguarda Hospital in Milan, after he became the mascot of the department, after thirty infusion of antibiotics, cortisone and physiological, after nearly all the clinical examinations possible, having had to deal with cancer patients, HIV positive and children struggling with rhinoplasty, after a lengthy reflection on the meaning of life and things really important, after reading four books, saw six films written and puzzles completed two weeks after eating for the first four days only broth and puree, Johnson was discharged with great sadness of the nursing body.

Although it is still grappling with antibiotics and vitamins, it seems that Johnson is finally out. The only one to show yet Noise seems to be the head of Johnson. He, in fact, is subject to an endless series of nervous tics whenever, the ringing of the phone appears on the display the name "Johnson".

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queries necessary

This year I've seen clips from the festival. In the past few issues I have carefully avoided (the best, from my point of view) I followed the other even in full, and yes, sometimes it happens. In recent days, however, I have had to be content to watch the drama of Tricarico rather unreal and almost comical duet between tatangelo and bolton.
I used a significantly greater amount of time to devote to Dopofestival and, at this point, it is natural to ask me:
but would not be possible to try to extend the broadcast of Dopofestival the whole spring and summer?
or, realizing the request a little exaggerated, at least for the last two evenings, it is not possible to send the Dopofestival prime time to four hours instead of the festival programs after that? You can?

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I read Pushkin and Gogol Bordello play
Au \u200b\u200bclair de la lune, mon ami Pierrot priest-moi ta plume, pour écrire un mot
Ca se sent, if sent ça que t'es with!
I organized a drink near the Pompidou center!
I'm just writin 'on photographic paper
Long live the new movement! Gipsy
ska-punk nirvana pistols
La tour Eiffel spotted
Le soleil fait Couler the 6 chelles
When you empty the fuck the fucking ashtray? Mom, what is impatience ...
Proiettami comedy and break me er ca nun
That picture ... I know that film ... and the others? Well, no other
Alain Resnais' Hiroshima aimait son amour who is there to allergique Birds Hitchcock
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When I lie are suspended, when I wake up with your butt on the ground
1 Immigrant song
Italian immigrants
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go on y, - y want to say on it? - Cotton Snowflake - Fat Bottomed Girls

This Text Was Written under the effect of Santa Marinella.

(co-written with babelez )

photo: babelez

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Saturday Night Live

I think I'll remember for a long time concert on Saturday evening, I just started the concert season in the best way. Actually, at the conditions did not seem like much: Although the forum was full, there was a strange atmosphere, it seemed almost morbid distrust rather than waiting. There was even someone who had it with them again for having advertised the tour seven years ago as the last of the band. And then, not that Billy has put us all to be nice, thank you first came after quarter of an hour's concert. But, moreover, seems to have always been so, one is a bit 'you want.

The concert was marked by an impressive crescendo, the first part very soft and has gradually given way to a relentless pace culminating in a guitar solo on the edge of delirium and excitement higher. In the midst of a couple of acoustic pieces like "Perfect" and "1979" literally shudder.
The scenery was totally absent, except for the silver foil skirt worn by Billy. The guy is an animal show, does not move much, but it is capable of transmitting a incredible magnetism, can captivate you with two words, with a "we're still here."
There is nothing to do, the smashing pumpkins are only Billy Corgan, and he knows at the end of the concert he remained for five minutes alone on stage to thank the audience in ecstasy.
For the record: two and a half hour show, they played all the best bits with the exception of "Zero", they said they'll be back soon, I'll be here waiting. I leave a

video made by mobile phone, is a zero, I can tell right now, but it is the only one where I feel singing is much better for everyone. The song, live, was really exciting, I hope that we can understand even a little '.

Average Woman's Size In World

purge ongoing

The girl sits at his desk and hurries to beat on the keys. The room door is closed, but this does not stop to hear the noise: a bed that creaks, the moans. "Another time ..." she thinks.
In the room there is a TV on with the volume low, behind the screen shows an overweight man formule di trigonometria.
La ragazza incrocia il proprio sguardo assonnato nello specchio. “ Una settimana alle terme, ecco cosa ci vorrebbe” dice a se stessa. “ Ma chi prendo in giro, continuando con sti ritmi è già tanto se riesco a dormire cinque ore a notte.”
Ora mette a fuoco il display della sua radiosveglia, e vorrebbe piangere. Poi, dopo aver tirato su con il naso, si rimette al lavoro. “Non ho niente di meglio da fare” si convince.

Il ticchettare riprende, nessun altro movimento o rumore, ad eccezione dei soliti mugolii, è chiaro.
Dopo pochi minuti accade qualcosa di strano: lo schermo della tv comincia a deformarsi, il professore obeso e i pochi oggetti che ha intorno accennano una strana danza ad un metro da terra formando un girotondo che trasmette un misto tra il ridicolo e il satanico. La ragazza non si accorge di nulla, soprattutto perché il docente eccessivamente in carne continua tranquillamente a parlare di seni e coseni. La danza malefica aumenta di velocità, poi diventa un vortice, una massa indefinita e, infine, un fluido. La televisione inizia a pulsare, sembrerebbe voler esplodere, il fluido giallastro cerca una via di uscita. Ed infine la trova: la tv ora trasuda una melma color ocra che, a contatto con l’aria perde subito consistenza, sembra evaporare. La nube formatasi rimane compatta, poi si organizza e decide di avvicinarsi alla ragazza che, nel frattempo, è sempre immersa nel his work.

An invisible force takes control of every muscle of the unfortunate, the lips unfold, now the cloud has an opening.
Every single molecule of this strange substance is now part of the girl and begins to govern the movements. The girl stands up, looks at the arrangement of objects on your desk, take a sharp object in his hands, a letter opener.
through the door of his room across the corridor, it is lightweight, does not produce any noise. Now it's at the door that separates it from that festival urletti and squeaks. She puts a hand on the handle and pushing down and closes the door behind him.

Describe what you heard in Here is terrible, pure horror. The girl heap on two victims with unprecedented ferocity. Not merely to kill with a shot to the heart or throat, the forces that govern wanted more. The opener, then was replaced by a large kitchen knife, then even a drill. Of the two pieces were scattered throughout the room. Only when the last drop of blood from the veins of the two unfortunates passed to the floor, she relented. With the same impassive gaze she had maintained for the duration of the torture, he picked up his weapons, locked the door of the chamber of horrors and went to take a shower.

After deleting every trace of his body that he had been, sat down at his desk. There was a click and appeared on the screen ask to save data.
"Do not save", click. And left the house.

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John thinking

This man here gave me a plaque above, it seems that I am one of the bloggers who do come to think about.
Although not specify well what do you think when you read me file, I am very flattered, it's definitely an award has a certain charm.

The chain seems to have begun by here (I'm told that you must write) ed io la tramando con piacere perché è composta da tanti piccoli attestati di stima.
I miei, e con essi le targhe, vanno a tre ragazze che mi hanno fatto pensare diverse volte negli ultimi tempi:

Scogliera , perché ha avuto il coraggio di fare davvero ciò che io mi limito a sognare da un po’ di anni a questa parte

Merincontraria , per il suo modo splendidamente ironico, ma anche un po’ malinconico, di guardare alla vita

Islabonita , perché sono tante le persone che dichiarano di voler mettersi in gioco, ma sono poche quelle che lo fanno sul serio